Time to take some poetic license.

If you spend way too much time in the car like I do, you probably see vanity license plates every day. Here’s a challenge:  Assemble some of those license plates into haiku-like poems.

For example, these actual vanity plates

  • LEOPARD
  • FLAWLESS
  • SILENCE

can be rearranged to become the poem

Flawless leopard
Stalks its prey
Silence

In a similar theme, the license plates

  • X3X
  • ANCHOVY
  • FORTUNA

with a little “poetic license” become:

Three anchovies
Four tuna
X anchovies
X tuna

Think about it.

One day I saw in the same parking lot

  • 1Run100
  • GOOD4EWE

I run 100 K
Good for you

That is a a nicer pair than:

Be a duck…
Kabob

UBETCYA

 

 

Have you seen an poetic license (plates) today?